The Dry Heat Chronicles

My freind and frequent reader of this site sent me a Joke I thought I would Share… Thanks Beerhound
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Morning All:
It least it was morning when I wrote this… The children tormenting the dog with their remote controlled Batmobile shattered the peace and quiet early today. So I guess I am up now…
Before I ramble on any further I just wanted to say Happy Birthday to my sister Debbie… Happy 27th….
Yesterday was [...]

Received a letter the other day here is the opening paragraph:
“Dear Michael,
Thank you for your interest in employment opportunities at (Such and Such Company). After careful consideration, unfortunately, you have not been selected for the position.”
Translates to: Thanks for applying but after 3 interviews we decided that we don’t want you working for us [...]